Sunday, June 12, 2005

Phase (or is that Phaze?) II complete! World domination next!

You would probably never know it from reading my posts but I'm really anal retentive. Yep, it's true. I can show you the diamond I made when I shoved a lump of coal in between my cheeks, I'm so damn tight! So all of you know from reading my site and reading my blog posts that Laura Bacchi, Leigh Ellwood and I have an upcoming booksigning at an adult toy store called The Pink Banana Boutique. I have a vision of doing media blitzes at certain stages of this process. Yesterday I called it Phase II. That's where I took to the store a bunch of flyers and Laura dropped off some of her business cards (had a dripping hose on it. I don't get it. *LOL*) So last night I faxed the local media about our little shindig. And today I'll drop off the store posters and some of my business cards. Man, hard to believe that in about a month, I'm going to be sitting inside of an adult toy store and doing a book signing! And the people in The Pink Banana Boutique have been ultra-supportive. For our first time doing this, it has been a great experience so far!

Okay, have to run out to my favorite store in the world: Wal-Mart! All hail Sam Walton! Then off to see a friend for his birthday. Shhh! It's a surprise! Hee! Hee!

Stay sexy!
BridgeT

15 comments:

short fat guy said...

hope you pickedup something for your friend at the adult bookstore
"big grin"
ah walmart how do i loathe thee , let me count the ways
hmmm. i picture you ladies in black corsets or maybe just something in straps, at the booksigning and don't foget those 'special pantyhose'
should be a good time had by all!!

Bridget Midway said...

There are a lot of great things there in The Pink Banana Boutique. Lots of great buys. Hmmm, a corset for 6+ hours? Doesn't sound very comfortable. I was thinking big, floppy sweats and a scrunchie in my hair. Not sexy?

short fat guy said...

ok then how about if you autograph not only your books but maybe some adult items i might happen to pick up?then ya'll always be close to my...ahem heart, ya that's it heart!

Bridget Midway said...

I'm always willing to go above and beyond for avid readers and adult toy store specialty buyers like yourself. What were you looking at getting?

short fat guy said...

well i thought i would check your books then do a little browseing in the store and by then i'm sure something will pop up

Bridget Midway said...

Spoken like a true Bridget Midway fan! I hear that a lot from guys. *LOL* There's a hot shower scene in "Adam and E-V-E". Maybe you'll find some shower gel that you and your partner would like. There's also lots of oral sex in my novella and I know The Pink Banana sells jellies that you can pour on your lover to get that good sweet and salty taste together. Am I giving you some good ideas or should I keep going?

short fat guy said...

wow those are some pretty good ideas and for those times you just want to be with a silent partner maybe a blow up doll you can name eve or maybe bridget lol!

Bridget Midway said...

Hey, that would mean that I would be someone else's inspiration! *LOL* I'll take that. She had just better be a gorgeous blow-up doll though.

short fat guy said...

i can hardly wait! what time doesthe store open? i want to get there early and avoid the rush! don't want you to run out before i get my very own autographed copy.
by the way ladys THE SHORT FAT GUY will be the one covered in scented oils, tasty jellies,wearing edible underwear and a sign saying free samples lol

Bridget Midway said...

You could be covered in $100 bills and I don't think anyone would want your "free sample". *LOL* But I might be able to use you for the signing. I'll just put a sign around your neck that says "Will put on clothes for each book purchased." Think it'll work?

short fat guy said...

yeah like you wouldn't be trying for all the hundred dollar bills you could snatch!
but now your just being mean!
would i have to wear big floppy sweats and a scrunchie?

Bridget Midway said...

I was just teasing. You're right. I would be grabbing for all of the $100 bills stuck to your body (stuck from the oil not sweat). Just make sure you keep those bills above the waist! I don't want to accidentally grab something that feels like a roll of quarters!

short fat guy said...

maybe i'll just wear my work boots, pole climbers, climbing belt, work gloves, and a hard hat!
safety first you know!

Bridget Midway said...

If you're not committed to safety then you should be committed! Someone smart told me that.

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